Weezeling his way out of work

Noah, Ben and Issy are playing "picnic" on the living room floor complete with blanket and fake food spread.

Noah: (in high pitched voice, like he's trying to "sell it") Issy, do you want to cook the food?
Issy: Okay!
Melissa: Noah, if Issy cooks then you need to do the dishes
Noah: But, I'm the Daddy
Melissa: Yeah, Dad does the dishes most of the time in our house. That's why you need to do the dishes
Noah: But, you do the dishes sometimes
Melissa: But, Daddy does them MOST of the time.
Noah: But, Issy isn't pregnant.

That boy will do whatever he can do to avoid work, even in play.